dankmemes·Dank Memesby🍹Early to RISA 🧉 Aged like cheddarView original on sh.itjust.works372Comments14Reply
mmetaStatic kbin.social11Hide 11 repliesAdulthood is when you realize the supermarket doesn't carry your favorite bread anymore23Reply
ssaltesc replylemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesGet bakery bread. It costs the same, is yummy, supports a local artisan, and friends will think you're a baller at sandwich parties. "Yo, this is dope! Check out this guy's bread everyone! What is it?" "Tiger loaf." "I haven't heard of that brand! Is it online?" "Oh, you..." girls from across the room keep whispering about your slices not being boring square shaped "I heard he knows four languages and has a holiday home in Tuscany..." "Back iff, Becky. He's mine." "Oh my god. Chill, Beatrice. We can share him. Wouldn't mind his toast in the morning." "Wow, you cheeky slut, Becky. These sandwich parties are always so wild."15Reply
JJaytreeman replykbin.socialI think I've met Becky. Get a good marmalade for the morning. She'll know what you mean when you spread it4Reply
SStuka replylemmy.mlThis is the second time this week this has come up. I apparently need to be buying more bread.2Reply
guyrocket replykbin.social3Hide 3 repliesI think you can buy Wonder Bread at almost any supermarket.5Reply
NNegativeInf replylemmy.worldI take offense at this comment, as that description fits me perfectly.9Reply
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Adulthood is when you realize the supermarket doesn't carry your favorite bread anymore
Get bakery bread. It costs the same, is yummy, supports a local artisan, and friends will think you're a baller at sandwich parties.
"Yo, this is dope! Check out this guy's bread everyone! What is it?"
"Tiger loaf."
"I haven't heard of that brand! Is it online?"
"Oh, you..."
girls from across the room keep whispering about your slices not being boring square shaped
"I heard he knows four languages and has a holiday home in Tuscany..."
"Back iff, Becky. He's mine."
"Oh my god. Chill, Beatrice. We can share him. Wouldn't mind his toast in the morning."
"Wow, you cheeky slut, Becky. These sandwich parties are always so wild."
I should buy a bread.
cheesy slut
I think I've met Becky. Get a good marmalade for the morning. She'll know what you mean when you spread it
Doesn't work like that in Germany 😞
This is the second time this week this has come up. I apparently need to be buying more bread.
I think you can buy Wonder Bread at almost any supermarket.
can they legally call that bread?
I take offense at this comment, as that description fits me perfectly.
Or when you realise shrinkflation exists.
Fucking everything is expensive
Adulthood is when you realize cheese is really abusive
Abusive to my digestive system. Still luv him doe