[Game Thread] West Virginia University @ #6 Penn State University - September 2nd at 7:30PM ET
| Home Team | Away Team | Time | Broadcast | Venue | Notes |
| :— | :— | :— | :— | :— | :— |
| ^6^ Penn State | West Virginia | Sat 9/2, 7:30 PM ET | NBC | Beaver Stadium |
Behold the Neal Clown era. 6-7 is the peak.
THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK WE CALLED? THAT'S WHAT IT FUCKING WAS? HOLY FUCK NEAL
SQUIRREL
Touchdown squirrel
Hopefully....for.....WVU?
Wide open. Still need about 12 more touchdowns to make this our usual opening game jv cupcake team beat down
I celebrated more on the PAT than the touchdown…
Go fuck yourself Neal lmao
Maybe if we play more than 6 yards off the WRs, we'll save some clock by letting them score quicker.
Tooooooouchdown Nittany Lions!
Oh my god how
If you want to add the table to the post, you should be able to copy/paste this (but use just one line break between rows):
| **Home Team** | **Away Team** | **Time** | **Broadcast** | **Venue** | **Notes** || :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- || [^6^ Penn State](https://fanaticus.social/c/pennstnittanylions) | [West Virginia](https://fanaticus.social/c/wvumountaineers) | Sat 9/2, 7:30 PM ET | NBC | Beaver Stadium | |I'm calling Penn State #6 because that's where they came up in our community poll
No idea how line break works here. Reddit was 2 or 3 spaces I thought, but I can't get it to go here
No worries. Reddit had a weird markdown and Lemmy does too. In Lemmy you have to do two actual line breaks for normal text.
For tables though, it's just one break between each row, and you need the weird line with all the dashes. It's fine if it's too much of a pain to do on mobile
Is for now, I'll fuck with this thread tomorrow tho and figure it out for next thread
Are we covering people? Like....we've contested one pass so far.
Let's do a quad reverse now, Neal
Needed the PSU Squirrel Girl this game.
Season was good while it lasted
From now on, I will only refer to him as Neal Clown.
LET'S GO
Fuck the kicker we go ring around the rosie
And then I gotta watch us get beat by Pitt too.
This is gonna be the worst fuckin year, omg.
At least it's not too much travel. Hate to go a long way from home just to lose
You say that, but you're gonna see us get blown out by everyone in Texas too. If Neal makes it to week 10, he overachieved.
Gonna have to more than short screens and Donaldson runs, Neal.....
Is the navy stripe WVU fans or just a planned blue section? If anyone knows
The staidum is like the helmet. White with a blue stripe.
Gooooooalll
No fuckin shot we make a bowl.
Franklin wouldn't need a timeout to contemplate the kneel
We boutta get fucked on
Mountaineer, I take it? Look at it this way, if it's bad enough maybe Neal Brown gets fired on the spot
Should have been fired last season....shouldn't have been extended in the first place. Lol
Welp.
New kicker needed
This is ugly
Neal's teams are atrocious and it's time more people were exposed to it
I don't think we practiced tackling.
Lmao this is gonna be a long season.
At least we'd only lose 1 yd on a kneel
Why yes, I am ready to continue to be sad
At least 7 inches of penetration on that blitz
One of these days, this dump off is gonna work, I tell you hwat
Hmm.....lol
The last thing I feel is good about both sides of the football....
Missed the punt, make up for the horse collar. Meh.
Par for the course.
Fuck yourself Neal
Holy shit Neal go fuck yourself. Average depth of target is like 7 inches.
Our DB talking shit after giving up a 1st down is vintage Neal.
At least you've got steelers to look forward to, hopefully?
I'm a Titans fan.
It's gonna be a shit year.
Oof, well Starfield looks fun
I'm actually really enjoying it so far. There is an astronomical amount to do (pun not intended). I played for almost 15 hours so far, and I just now tried to make a base for the first time.
I stopped playing Starfield to watch this.
Idk if that's indisputable...
Y'all can probably start kneeling
And the biggest battle of the night is won. Penn State made a FG.
Do it. Score again.
Take Neal's morale victory away.
Fuck yes.
God if only Greene could throw 50 yards....that was a walk in TD
SEASON IS BACK ON
That's not how you start kneeling.
Idk where tf 7 went, but he went to play zone on no one
At least he pushed him into the endzone
Leave it to Penn State to sing it wrong.
If this coaching staff is raving about someone, that's the performance I expect.