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Shit. My boomer parents got it wrong all along. "Walk in and find the boss and give him a firm handjob". No wonder they just got jobs without trying back in the day.

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A firm handjob is worth a thousand handshakes

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lemmy.world

A literal nobody artist trying to be relevant with a "totally accidental bro" typo

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Mr_Dr_Oinkreply
lemmy.world

Its funny when people who can't even smell fame from where they are calling famous people "nobodies"

  • 476k insta followers
  • 408k twitter followers
  • 3.4m monthly listeners on spotify (solo)
  • 500m plays on his top song on spotify (with daft punk)
  • 34m plays on his top solo song on spotify
  • 12.9m monthly listeners on spotify (the strokes)
  • 500m plays on top song on spotify (the strokes)

Meanwhile you probably have 1 follower on everything and its your mum.

And before you call me butt hurt. I dont even like the strokes or julian.

I just hate your arrogance more.

Have a good day. Say hi to your mum for me?

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Omg! The response!!!! Its too powerful! What will i do?!?!

Dont know what i expected to be fair.

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