Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.
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https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/02/trump-administration-science-climate-change/686008/?gift=7cg_68nLOLEjECG4FZ03iisrdbQuyWaIYNHs4etFtKwOpen linkView original on lemmy.ca
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Was very confused when I saw the Atlantic link at first
The Atlantic had a humor section. Indeed, very confusing.
The Emerson Collective decided to outbid Global Tetrahedron and hire away one writer.
"Unless you pay me one trillion hundred dollars I won't let it come back", Trump later announced.
Please, we all know that great Ra carries it on his boat through the Sea of Reeds and must battle Apep to be able to raise the sun in the heavens the next morning.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Pure motherfucking magic, right?