Spyke
lemmy.world

He looks like he's waiting for you to answer his riddle.

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"Which is the creature that has one voice, but has four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet at night? Choose wisely, hooman."

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“I am a god!”

“Whup-WOAH”. *badap-klunk*

“. . . Meant to do that.”

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I'm gonna take this stupid serious a bit, but I think that kind of hinge doesn't easily move because it's snapped to open & close angle. Although it does snap hard so it could make louder noise to startle the cat.

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