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Coal tycoon: Hey Donald, old chum, see, I have a dozen coal mines but that coal isn't metallurgy grade, so nobody buys it now. Can you help? Of course I will help you back, financially and otherwise...

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But first, let me give you this trophy that shows everybody that you're the most awesomemest coal dude out there, peace and love for the environment. We care

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