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lemmy.world

This far (up the tub), no further! And I will make them Zestfully clean!

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It is possible to use no soap and still be clean. That is not a dirtiness. That is water.

Even in the dirtiest circumstances, there is always a soap- sometimes only a bubble. Trust that soap. Scrub a way back, no matter what it takes.

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My God they need to get it together. The Bath of Kahn was right next to that!!!

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That's for when your bladder's full and you end up going where no man has gone before.

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With 7 of 9 essential vitamins and minerals in every bar.

Lower your shields and let the rest of the crew go on an away mission as you enjoy an ancient ritual of a water bath.

Transport yourself to Risa without the need for a shuttle in your own home.

Re energise your warp core with this bar of dilithium soap crystals.

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lemmy.world

I can't tell if I get the reference or if I'm having a stroke.

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feddit.uk

When you take the actual soap out of the packet, does it have the image or writing embossed on it, or is it just a plain bar of soap with a cool box?

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I'm curious as to why the Earl Grey scented isn't more popular.

It's bergamot orange. Citrus fruit shower gels are popular af.

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lemmy.zip

There's no danger in dropping soap in the equitous 24th century.

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