Its qualiy is CUARANTEED, what the fuck else you want

"You told me the premium quality was guaranteed!"

"Ah ah ah! Look closer. We never said that at all."

this sounds grate ive alays wanted a mouse with less wie

The Seal of Unsubstantiated Claims

I bet if you open the box, you won't see any wies.

That's the label seen at the bottom of Nigerian prince emails