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lemm.ee

I don't use dating apps, so I'm still always carrying a stack of papers when I go outside

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kbin.social

Maybe I should start being late to stuff with a slice of toast in my mouth.

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Nah, I'm defying conventions. I guess I'm just a rebel.

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lemmy.ml

Yes, that's literally the only way we met people. That's why we took a stack of important papers to the nightclub.

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lemmy.ca

You could also be carrying groceries while bumping into people!

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Is that the part I've been missing? Damn, so simple.

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lemmy.world

That's not true. You could also lose your ultra-demanding job, move back to the small town you grew up in, only to accidentally fall into the water and get pulled out by the rough but handsome former highschool classmate who never left.

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lemmy.one

Or time things Just right, to accidentally drop something and reach down at the same time to pick it up. Or reach for the same book/grocery/product.

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But then again, there were no other apps either so you had to print out the maps, chats, ... and automatically walked around with a huge stack of important papers.

In other words: we need dating apps because of all the other apps.

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Nah we went to bars like sane people. Meeting on dating apps is dangerous /s

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You could also go around absentmindedly eating directly from a jar of peanut butter in the hopes of crashing into someone doing the same with a large unwrapped chocolate bar.

Those relationships usually started out rocky and accusatory, but both parties inevitably realized that they worked great together.

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