Spyke

Cat: I am a cat not a baby. Make a baby if you want a baby. *slaps mug off of bench*

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The cat just wants a baby so it can sleep on it's warm face.

26

We have to literally lock up the wife's toys. Our little bastard has shredded more than one cardboard box to get at them. The first time we'd had no idea what happened to it. A month later I was doing a deep clean of the living room and found it under the couch. So we put it in a box in a cupboard. Two days later came home and there was cardboard all over the bedroom and he was curled up (edit: with the toy) in his cat tree hut looking very smug.

Yes we clean them thoroughly after use. Yes he's a bastard.

22

Cat more likely trying to disrupt intimacy through indirect protest.

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ani.social

My thumb is like that. It is my normal range of motion. Of all the limiters to be bypassed, this one is quite tame.

10

You're lucky the foil pouches held up, those things could cause an obstruction if he ate them. It looks like they were just irresistibly chompy.

7

It's not like those are going to fit me, so I, as a cat, am not going to have any use for those things!!! ;-)

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