5shittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask Lemmyby5714 Is it illegal for people called Jay to walk in the USA?View original on lemmy.dbzer0.com36Comments15Reply
ggrumpo_potamus lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWalking in general is illegal in the US. Acceptable modes of transport are: Canyonero, Tesla, or e-bike from Amazon.11Reply
FFreshParsnip replylemmy.caAnything that damages the environment and is sold by a rich fuck will do2Reply
dumbass replypiefed.socialThat really depends on location. Rural chicken named Jay? That's fine, he can cross. City chicken named Jay, nope, that's a crime.5Reply
UltraGiGaGigantic lemmy.mlIts legal until youre forced to identify yourself to unidentified "federal agents" during your daily stop and frisk.2Reply
hhockeyboss77 lemmy.worldThey're no longer illegal in California. https://www.prestigelaw.com/blog/is-jaywalking-still-illegal-in-california/1Reply
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Walking in general is illegal in the US.
Acceptable modes of transport are: Canyonero, Tesla, or e-bike from Amazon.
Anything that damages the environment and is sold by a rich fuck will do
It is easy for you to say that given that your name isn't Jay...
Yes, they go straight to Jayl.
Jayme on them.
yes
No, just for Kevins
Only when they cross the road.
What if it's a chicken named Jay?
That really depends on location.
Rural chicken named Jay? That's fine, he can cross.
City chicken named Jay, nope, that's a crime.
Its legal until youre forced to identify yourself to unidentified "federal agents" during your daily stop and frisk.
They're no longer illegal in California.
https://www.prestigelaw.com/blog/is-jaywalking-still-illegal-in-california/
It's illegal for people called Miguel to walk in the USA
Or Alex or Renée
Yes, but maybe the law changes after the Jayrremandering.