mlemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbymodestmeme As previously mentionedView original on lemmy.world342Comments6Reply
ssupersquirrel sopuli.xyzDumbasses, that is why they chose a snake as their symbol, to remind each other to always train on jaw flexibility every time they eat precisely so this wouldn't happen. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake Also sucking dick is great, don't insult such a giving act by associating it with those who never give.31Reply
mm4xie lemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesWouldn't the graveyard shift involve less dick sucking? I'd imagine the second shift would be the peak, probably the latter half5Reply
LLost_My_Mind replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyC'mon now. You seriously think the zombies rise from theie graves on 2nd shift to give blowjobs? Or do you think it happens at midnight? Yeah. Think before you speak.3Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldzombies rise from their graves to give blowjobs on swing shift and you know it1Reply
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Dumbasses, that is why they chose a snake as their symbol, to remind each other to always train on jaw flexibility every time they eat precisely so this wouldn't happen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake
Also sucking dick is great, don't insult such a giving act by associating it with those who never give.
The dangers of giving a rusty tromebone; lockjaw and tetanus.
Insurance denied his claim, calling it a pre-existing condition.
Wouldn't the graveyard shift involve less dick sucking? I'd imagine the second shift would be the peak, probably the latter half
C'mon now. You seriously think the zombies rise from theie graves on 2nd shift to give blowjobs? Or do you think it happens at midnight?
Yeah. Think before you speak.
zombies rise from their graves to give blowjobs on swing shift and you know it