Spyke

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fun fact about volleyballs: they're the perfect pressure when they feel like girl butt

edit: any butt is fine, i guess

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It was totally innocent to your honour. I'm the basketball coach, what else am I supposed to have done?

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lemmy.ml

I had a mascara wand scratch my eye and it did not heal for six months. I needed an optometrist to scrape the damaged tissue from my cornea so my eye could heal properly. He didn't warn me how painful it would be and I spent the next two days in bed.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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scrape the damaged tissue from my cornea

As someone who has a thing about putting anything into my eyes, this made my skin crawl. I'm sorry that happened to you, hopefully you're all healed up and that there isn't an eyepatch involved.

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piefed.social

Good thing it wasn't caused by a slap to the butt! (I hope)

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It was completely accidental, but it was my partner's fault. He couldn't understand why I didn't want him in the bathroom (he is a clumsy giant) and felt really bad about it

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I thought the lobotomy had died back when the manga ended, I did not expect it to pick up in such force again

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