Spyke

Wow. Thats genuinely so sweet. Just donate an umbrella to make sure someone else's day isn't total dogshit

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lemm.ee

That really is so kind. I guess it is easier to remove, wash, and dry a human body and clothes than a car's upholstery and carpet, but to actually do it is another thing.

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Don't wash a human body before you cook it, the water splashes pathogens all over. It's a health violation.

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lemmy.world

Yeah but every time I do that to a human body I get prison time.

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I do quite often, it's nice to have the fresh air and slight breeze without the loud noise from an open side window that also blows your hair all over.

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lemmy.world

I use mine sometimes. But I would never park my car and leave the sunroof open.

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lemmy.world

Happened to me once, inside of my car was absolutely soaked, puddles on the floor even. I let it dry in the sun with windows open for a while after drying off as best I could. Still soaked. Solution was putting it in the garage, taking a dehumidifier and sticking it in the bank seat and running it over night. By morning it was dry as a bone.

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Dehumidifiers are magic tbh. We have one in our basement to prevent mold in the room we use to hang our washing. It turns the whole room into a dryer, even jeans dry within 3 hours. I love it.

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Hot tip: if your skylight gets smashed in by hail or branches during a storm, you can use an umbrella like this to keep most of the rain out until you can get it repaired.

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The thought of some poor bastard giving up an umbrella to "save" a rich idiot with their sunroof open kind of pisses me off.

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