“United States Birth Certificate” is neither a Certificate of Live Birth Abroad nor marked for the particular domestic county of your birth.
That Driver’s License ain’t from my state
Incorrect number of stars on your flag
Hat is unworn
Francis Scott Key didn’t produce a modern recording of the anthem
Well, it looks like you might be trying to pull a fast one with all those fake documents and faux patriotism. Step out of the vehicle–you’re off to El Salvador.
In a lot of places in South Asia, it's common to place small religious shrines on the dash of a car to ward off bad luck. Just thought I'd mention for no reason.
But do you have the latest ranged defence system with active threat detection, automatic manoeuvre solution generation and trajectory determined smart countermeasure deployment, which provides protection from APCBC, SAPHECBC, APFSDS, HEATFS ATGM-OTA and ATGM-VT*?
NO!
There's not even a wide spectrum RADAR over there.
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Well, it looks like you might be trying to pull a fast one with all those fake documents and faux patriotism. Step out of the vehicle–you’re off to El Salvador.
Not sure how to handle this one let's check the manual:
Damn I wish I could read
This guy Papers Pleases
Yeah, but think of how iconic the "post-incident" pics will be with this in the immediate background.
(Iconic for some future historians I mean.)
Driving a vehicle is grounds to be shot.
Those documents don't help when the guy with a gun can't read.
I’ve seen your car, I still think you’re getting pulled over
"There all fake"
Only if you're not white, or seem to be leftwing
As if they haven't been killing US citizens
That's why they're doubling up.
Yeah... Good luck thinking that
Better off carrying a hand grenade and pulling the pin as soon as you're pulled over.
Maybe OOP should also try wearing whiteface?
KKK robes?
In a lot of places in South Asia, it's common to place small religious shrines on the dash of a car to ward off bad luck. Just thought I'd mention for no reason.
You it’s real when it’s a real i.d. card
Plot twist - they work at a Carrefour
But do you have the latest ranged defence system with active threat detection, automatic manoeuvre solution generation and trajectory determined smart countermeasure deployment, which provides protection from APCBC, SAPHECBC, APFSDS, HEATFS ATGM-OTA and ATGM-VT*?
NO!
There's not even a wide spectrum RADAR over there.