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USA is ina a Star Wars universe

The United States is in the Star Wars universe.

First there was the Republic. It wasn't perfect, but peace prevailed. Then a tyrant took power who wanted to make himself emperor, irreplaceable, unchangeable. Then A New Hope was born. But the Emperor strikes back (this is today). We wait for the Jedi to return and the Republic to revive. Unfortunately, that will be short-lived. A new dark force will rise again and subdue the Republic.

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If you wait for a hero to save you, nevermind a group of space wizard heroes, you're going to have a bad time.

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Only villains can save us now. Heroes are cowards; they do not exist.

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An antihero is what we really need at a time like this. While heroes like Captain America and Iron Man debate the ethics of rebelling against a corrupt government, someone like Scarlet Witch or Punisher would get shit done.

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TIL: This was NOT a Shitpost! USA is De-Facto in parallel universe. People there are out of touch with reality. Poor little Americans. They deserve what they are getting. And will be worse than it is.

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This American is very aware of the reality forced upon them.

Why do I deserve this shit show? What reality are you facing where you live?

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Damn dude you think people should get shot just because they are from a certain place? That's kinda fucked up

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