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VVitoRobles lemmy.todayOne time I thought our 5yo was asleep in her room for nap time. So I decided to get frisky with my wife under the covers. Wife starts making noise. And 5yo crawls out of the child dimension and goes, "Why are you making that noise?" We had to pretend like she was having some pain and then she played doctor.20Reply
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I SAW BUTTS MOVING IN THE DARK!!!
They do that, it's nothing
STOP HURTING MOMMY
Mommy wants to be hurt. She specifically requested it.
One time I thought our 5yo was asleep in her room for nap time.
So I decided to get frisky with my wife under the covers.
Wife starts making noise. And 5yo crawls out of the child dimension and goes, "Why are you making that noise?"
We had to pretend like she was having some pain and then she played doctor.
This is kind of on you.
Whenever the kids go quiet - you know they are doing something they ain't supposed to.
Is that a three-legged set of pants or is he just really flexible?