lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyickplant My morning routine in 2026View original on lemmy.world326Comments10
Ediacarium replyfeddit.org1Hide 1 replyDepends: Are we talking multiple fucks, or a single long, continuous one?14
Die Mart Die replysh.itjust.worksThe key is following the 20-20-20 rule. Every 20 minutes of continuous "Fuck" you should take a 20-second break to drink something with 20% alcohol15
Diplomjodler lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyLuckily I have a long commute, so I have plenty of time for screaming "fuck". It's efficient, you know?11
BButteryMonkey replypiefed.socialSee? And they want us working from home and using public transit! You can’t be efficient like that in those settings!!4
MMutantTailThing lemmy.worldI’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better8
ccohete lemmy.worldWe gotta stop screaming and start taking action. Our government works for us. If it doesn’t we need to take action. Waiting will only make it harder to fix.4
VViking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.comFun* fact: The person who posted this? Ms. Rachel. *but probably untrue3
25 minutes?
Those are rookie numbers
Depends:
Are we talking multiple fucks, or a single long, continuous one?
The key is following the 20-20-20 rule. Every 20 minutes of continuous "Fuck" you should take a 20-second break to drink something with 20% alcohol
Luckily I have a long commute, so I have plenty of time for screaming "fuck". It's efficient, you know?
See? And they want us working from home and using public transit! You can’t be efficient like that in those settings!!
I’ve replaced my morning coffee with Irish coffee and I’m doing heaps better
We gotta stop screaming and start taking action. Our government works for us. If it doesn’t we need to take action. Waiting will only make it harder to fix.
Fun* fact: The person who posted this? Ms. Rachel.
*but probably untrue
This is the current generations version of boomer humor.