Spyke
lemmy.zip

Can we just give him Trump and call it even? He needs to go one way or another.

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Only the turd? I feel we'd be underplaying them. Why don't we offer them the whole US government, scotus, senate and congress and call it even?

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Switorikreply
lemmy.zip

Sold! Let's start this deal as soon as possible.

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anarchist.nexus

Listen, I don't know how to fly a plane, but if we get all of them on one plane, I absolutely volunteer to be the pilot. I only need to handle the takeoff part and the parachuting part, so I figure it won't take as long as most for me to pick up what I need.

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Use the plane Qatar gave him. Plenty of space there. It apparently only has seats for about 90 despite the model being able to carry 400. They can use Ryanair-like seating... the floor.

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Jessicareply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Just put them on a 737 MAX. Things have a way of sorting themselves out, sometimes.

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anarchist.nexus

I'm totally willing to risk myself fucking up the parachuting part just to add some certainty to the desired "landing".

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Do it Saw-style. Give them each a parachute, that they have to pack themselves. They can make their own decision, and they have the means to solve it themselves of they choose.

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Am I the only one who read this and immediately played out the scenario in my head like a Billy Mays infomercial pitch?

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lemmy.world

I hear that one country can kidnap another country's leader now.

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Wouldn't it be absolute insanity if Iran somehow kidnapped Trump one night?

And we're left here standing here with our Maduro in our hands. The only logical move at that point would be to promote him to president of the US.

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lemmy.world

Can't they just kidnap the Ayatollah and accidentally drop him into the sea?

One thing is as illegal as the other...

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probably harder to kidnap the iranian supreme leader, since h likely has round the clock loyal security, plus hes regularly goes to russia for protection too.

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The comments came after Trump described Ayatollah Khamenei in a Saturday interview with Politico as "a sick man who should run his country properly and stop killing people," adding "it's time to look for new leadership in Iran."

This is the most pot kettle black statement ever.

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I mean they could build dirty bombs, rendering whole citys uninhabitable even if they are intercepted. Personally I would rather not find out.

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iran is also russia's ally, so likely putin can sic his troll farm against trump, like they did last year in june/july.

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Iran issues chilling threat to US if Trump takes action against Supreme Leader | Spyke