Spyke
lemmy.world

This is not a flex. This is a statement on how much of a selfish asshole you are.

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Enekkreply
lemmy.world

Let's hope it isn't actually a sign of how infrequently they wash their hands.

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Sc00terreply
lemmy.zip

I was reading this as an admission that they made a mistake. They didnt realize how much soap they actually used or needed, and they bought into the media frenzy. Now they know better

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Oh, I read that as them getting into soapmaking as a hobby during Covid haha

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I remember the people buying the Lysol and hand sanitizer in bulk, thinking they were going to make millions reselling it. Covid came under control and they were back at Costco/Walmart trying to get refunds. Heh

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I keep a surplus supply of just about everything my family regularly uses, sometimes up to five-years.

The thing is, I don’t buy it all at once. I build it up over time so I don’t clean out a store and make things hard for other people.

It’s not just for emergencies, either. I have had things I rely on mysteriously go out of stock or become very hard to get for a few months then things go back to normal. During that time I was just eating into my supply instead of stressing that I couldn’t find any.

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lemmy.world

The guy in front of me at the checkout had his cart full of toilet paper. Jokingly, I asked him if COVID is coming back. He laughed and told me it's for his companies' office.

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No, he said he was the boss of the company. And a bonus: he actually bought the good toilet paper, not that cheap half-ply stuff with the abrasive qualities of a 60 grid sanding belt.

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I bought a house in 2019 and my partner and I had a running gag where we’d buy a family size roll of TP at bjs every time we went.

It was really more I kept doing it and they kept getting more and more annoyed about it, and I kept laughing because I’m generally a terrible partner lmao.

Long story short when Covid came around we were set already.

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I was so confused the first time I tried to buy paper towels at Costco and couldn’t find them. I asked a worker and he said “Oh honey. You need to be here when we open on Wednesdays to get those!”

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I still have hand sanitizer I use that I bought on clearance at the end of the pandemic when they realized they made wayyyy too much.

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I been benefiting form my parents panic buying a stash of toilet paper.

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Agent641reply
lemmy.world

During covid I wrote up plans to make my own toilet paper micro-factory with old washing machines, dryers, and wood pulp. It never came to that, but I had a pretty solid setup planned

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