Spyke

Jokes on you, being secretly watched is my kink. I havent had this satisfying a sex life ever. The surveilance state has its uses.

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lemmy.zip

Regular cat watches me masturbate, so what’s the difference.

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FishFacereply
piefed.social

Do you ever get the impression your cat is watching you with a faint air of disapproval?

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I get the feeling she watches me with a strong air of apathy, like she does pretty much everything else that doesn’t involve food.

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Many many years ago I found a little papercraft thing of ceiling cat. Put him up in a number of friends' dorm rooms.

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lemmy.ml

There is no ceiling where I jerk off, i.e., a public park. /s

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