5shittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask Lemmyby5714 What preparations have you taken for the inevitable attack of the sea people?View original on lemmy.dbzer0.com12Comments8Reply
ffolaht lemmy.mlI trained Orcas to follow them to their secret hideout. They won't be so secretive this time around.3Reply
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Stocked up on lemon, garlic, and butter.
Breathing air.
I live on land
Watching The Shape of Water.
Landcucking the Sea people, smart!
Preparing nuclear weapons to boil off all the world's oceans.
Learning songs from The Little Mermaid
I trained Orcas to follow them to their secret hideout.
They won't be so secretive this time around.