Spyke
sh.itjust.works

I yelled the N-Word in Alabama, they elected me Mayor of the town I was in. Unfortunately I turned down the position because the town population was three tumbleweeds and a goat.

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No no, they're the actual voters, and are racist, but they identify as tumbleweeds and goats; oh, and hate Trans people, and have no sense of irony.

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sh.itjust.works

come on guys it's been a day and a bit... I only click on these to see how it gets explained as fake and gay

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Fake

Op going outside

Gay

Op getting answered by another male

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programming.dev

Well because you asked... It's fake because if you're a native New Yorker (or I assume if you've lived there long enough) you become numb to the nose and stop hearing it. And probably more importantly, people scream at the top of their lungs in NYC all the damn time, New Yorkers DO. NOT. RESPOND. YOU DO NOT LOOK. YOU IGNORE. Eye contact is a great way to get assaulted by a homeless person who is possibly dealing with psychosis.

Lastly NO ONE in New York uses the phrase "badda bing badda boom", that's some lame Hollywood trope, I've literally never heard anyone use it in real life.

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lemmy.world

Eye contact is a great way to get assaulted by a homeless person who is possibly dealing with psychosis.

Hey now, that's not fair. In NYC, it's also a great way to get scammed by fake monks.

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They tried this on me once. I autistically kept going back and forth with them on whether or not it was "free," not understanding they wwre trying to scam me till I got frustrated walked away with the stack. 5 free books that day.

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And even if not directly seeking it, he got pleasure from a greasy dude in a tank top.

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God Dangit, I'm like a little less than one year younger than this mfer. Shit was looking way up for me back then.

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You reached the end