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expatriadoreply
lemmy.world

you can cut a potato in half, press wet side against your temples, it will suck the depression out of you

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lemmy.world

That doesn't make sense......the Irish are still PLENTY depressed. It's why they drink so much.

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midwest.social

If that were true, then why do I have so much depression despite having zero Irish heritage?

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looks around the world

Hmmmmmm. No idea.....

continues to observe society

Yeah, no clue man. Earth is a perfect utopia.

No reason for anyone, anywhere, to complain about anything. No reason to be sad. None at all. Nothing wrong on this planet.

.........how long do I have to keep the bit up to convey sarcasm through text?

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Nah they're not depressed, they're just melancholic. That's when you combine all the root causes for depression with a dose of good folk music.

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but they then eat the depression potatoes which reinstills and spreads the depression to all those who eat it.

1

Then eat the potato to boost your toxin immunity. Checkmate big pharma! /s

Can't wait to see NIH protestors valiantly and defiantly taking bits out of a potato with a "Take that!" attitude.

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Good enough to remove the smoke salt from an overly salted dish, good enough to convince antivaxxers to vaccinate their kids. For context apparently you can throw in 2 halves of a potato to absorb some salt if you put too much salt in a soup, sauce, or something like those.

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This is what 50 years of budget cuts to public education does to a society.

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