See an attractive person driving and want to get their number? Crash into them.

Syndicated from the fediverse. Read and engage on the original instance.

You both legally have to stop and talk and share information, or else it’s a felony for leaving the scene of an accident.

Also works on celebrities too. Who wouldn’t think it’s cool that you got George Clooney’s number??

Never mind that you’re now on the hook for the accident’s damages and they’ll probably be mad at you. But that’s glass half empty talk.

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You know it's a felony to not give me your number

Maybe next time I can rear end you after a nice dinner instead of in your driveway

Of course I hit you, I lost sight the moment I saw you as the blood rushed out of my head

Yeah I'm fine, my dump truck ass absorbed the impact and it can handle many more

Alright that's all I got on bad pickup lines for this

Of course I hit you, I lost sight the moment I saw you as the blood rushed out of my head

Or - if you're a guy - into it.