When I was at work on my lunch break a few months ago I sharted
While I was in my car. I farted and then felt something wet. So I rushed in the office and clocked out for lunch. I went to the Walmart down the street and bought I pair of black jeans. It didn't help that they have me camel toe. What Caused my accident was this REALLY hot beef jerky I got from the gas Station.
Swapping a shart for a camel toe, not a bad trade!
Would've sucked if you were stuck in a meeting or something.
I know
I sharted at work once but thankfully not enough to get on my pants. I was able to discretely get rid of my underwear and go about the day commando, which was actually pretty nice
Where did you dispose of the evidence?
Walmart trash can
Wait, where did the cleanup operation unfold?
Walmart bath room
Dam lucky