Spyke

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I remember being in a child’s hospital and meeting one of them years ago. It was so nice and the pup is def what I needed at the time

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lemmy.world

Allow me to translate: The last day of holiday break is the worst. I’m usually anxious on Sundays for the same reason, but the extended time off makes it a lot worse. I don’t want to give up the freedom of this time and behave like a domesticated animal again.

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piefed.social

At my age, I'm always mindful that I'm getting more and more behind the times, and that this is very possibly normal younger generation talk. I really wouldn't know. But this seems more like the person left school too soon.

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dohpaz42reply
lemmy.world

Username checks out 😉

That’s meant in jest. 😬

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piefed.social

That's fine 🙂 I chose that username as a troll, and the people getting trolled don't even realize they're being trolled: it's all the haters who post the exact same thing and think they're being really clever, but don't realize they're like the 10,000th parrot repeating the same boring predictable thing.

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Oh I get it. It’s like the Bart say the line meme. But it’s all in good fun. 🤩

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this is the "relatable and funny online lingo", nobody actually talks like that

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samreply
piefed.ca

Came here to say "can anybody translate?" 🤣 beat me to it.

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Raireply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I looked at their history to see what you’re talking about because you give no context and everything you said is wrong and you’re an insane person

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We got a Snow day! All roads closed.

Unfortunately, I WFH on Mondays so, yes, I too am wallowing in sea of dread.

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PlaidBaronreply
lemmy.world

You should be a life coach. Lots of people to scam with empty platitudes.

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lemmy.ml

My landlord doesn't provide litter boxes for his cats because he wants them to just go outside where he hasn't cleaned for years. One of his dogs killed the smaller dog of my roommate. He acts like a fucking animal expert and opines freely to his church youth group, presenting as having his shit together despite never having a full time job in his life.

These takes are always so childish to me. Like the person who writes it clearly isn't an adult, hasn't lived in the adult world, or has been privileged with circumstances that allow them to live the entire span of their lives as an ignorant and pompous child. Spoiled by a complete absence of adversary to the point they start to feel a purely delusional sense of mastery over life that needs to be shared.

My landlord can take your vapid, vague advice no problem. In fact it seems like the kind of advice he'd give.

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NotSteve_reply
piefed.ca

I'm applying other places but also supporting a household on one my one income. Finding another job that pays enough is difficult, especially when combined with having to do numerous rounds of interviews per position

Also there's no job on earth that would allow me to just be a human being rather than a robot producing value

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