When I was a little kid, one of those flying cunts stung my brother. So I vowed bitter revenge.
Over the years of my childhood, I caught dozens, if not hundreds of them with my net. Having caught one, I used to hold the net in front of a cross spider's web, so that the wasp, triumphantly but mistakenly believing it had regained its freedom, had to fly straight into the web.
And then I watched the little asshole get destroyed. I'm pretty sure that to this day, I'm worshipped as a god by the local cross spider population.
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I worked in a fruit fly lab for years during grad school, so I'm pretty much fucked
You can totally kick those flies asses
Wonder how many it would take to suffocate someone by accidental inhalation…
Like you could only breath through your clothes so much before it’s saturated and you’re forced to inhale them, so like what’s the math here?
Well, im only half way through my coffee but i think ive had enough internet for the day.
dude i had a fly.. fly into my throat once while riding a bike, i think 3 would fucking suffice to suffocate
one of the worst things i've experienced
i had to look up whether the second framed picture was photoshopped in or pbf really has gone this mad
original for anyone wondering
https://pbfcomics.com/comics/amends/
I'm assuming the rat, turtle, and snake are roadkill?
A BABY ELEPHANT?
fuck that cunt, send him to hell
I see a bat and a frog as well
I've eaten froglegs once, it's like chicken wings
fishy chicken wings
I didn't get it at first, but it's a picture of an exterminator in ppe. So dude killed a bunch of bees
Thems ain’t bees…
When I was a little kid, one of those flying cunts stung my brother. So I vowed bitter revenge.
Over the years of my childhood, I caught dozens, if not hundreds of them with my net. Having caught one, I used to hold the net in front of a cross spider's web, so that the wasp, triumphantly but mistakenly believing it had regained its freedom, had to fly straight into the web.
And then I watched the little asshole get destroyed. I'm pretty sure that to this day, I'm worshipped as a god by the local cross spider population.
So what, thats like 200 hugs? Thats easy
🎶Cause I'd get 1000 hugs, from 10000 lightning bugs🎶
fuck all the wasps I killed in life, I'll kill 'em again
Not the bees!!
https://youtu.be/tjdYmQBonew
Hmm. Yeah this tracks.