showerthoughts·ShowerthoughtsbyFizzlePopBerryTwist People are soup since they are mostly liquid with a meat baseView original on lemmy.world245Comments30Reply
ThatWeirdGuy1001 sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyWouldn't that be a stew since we're also thickened with fat?21Reply
SSir_Simon_Spamalot replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesNah, we're quite liquid on the inside. More like puff pastries.4Reply
llightingnerd replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesA better question to ask is if a person is made entirely of what they eat, and the person only ate vegan meals, then would that person's flesh not also be a vegan meal?3Reply
llightingnerd replylemmy.worldClass, today we have learned that human steak is a healthy vegan option.1Reply
nnomecks lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI'm a blob of electric meat piloting a bone mech with meat armor6Reply
PPhantomAudio lemm.eethis is something random my wife would say to me to see my very logical brain explode3Reply
FizzlePopBerryTwist replylemmy.worldNo this was posted BEFORE I found out about that. Also, yikes.1Reply
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Wouldn't that be a stew since we're also thickened with fat?
Sounds like a question for Zuno-sama
Nah, we're too thick to be soup. We're clearly stew.
Nah, we're quite liquid on the inside. More like puff pastries.
Do you mean to say that we're all danish?
Meat danish, you may say.
I would say more like soup dumplings
More like a dumpling is where I went too!
Are cucumbers a vegan soup?
A better question to ask is if a person is made entirely of what they eat, and the person only ate vegan meals, then would that person's flesh not also be a vegan meal?
Yes, therefore steak is vegan.
Class, today we have learned that human steak is a healthy vegan option.
What about tomatoes?
I'm a blob of electric meat piloting a bone mech with meat armor
And a hose connecting your lips to your butthole
*watered fat, the human brain is a quirky butter sponge
Thanks, I hate it.
“How to Serve Man”
It's a cook book!
Meh, only the crew of the Titan sub are soup at this point.
Eww.
Mmmmm bagged is my favorite way to enjoy prion stew
The Soylent was within us all along~
I can only agree lmao. I wonder what Plato would think?
With a delicious bacteria broth
Uncook soup mmm
this is something random my wife would say to me to see my very logical brain explode
Your body is a sack of soup surrounding a tube.
was this post inspired by the submarine's implosion?
No this was posted BEFORE I found out about that. Also, yikes.