Spyke

What happens at the Large Hardon Collider stays at the Large Hardon Collider

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lemmy.ca

There are lots of conspiracy theories about CERN. There is also a conspiracy theory that states that some of the most powerful people in the world are actually anthropomorphic lizards (which kind of sounds like the kind of thing a furry would make up, now that I think about it).

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Eheranreply
lemmy.world

Okay, heard of that one before. But even knowing that, I still don't get what it has to do with CERN, nor eating ass.

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Some delicacies are only conferred on those with a trained palate—it should not conCERN the rabble what delights the wise. /s

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Eheranreply
lemmy.world

What does that explain about lizard people or eating ass?

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HowAbt2dayreply
futurology.today

The most you’re getting outta that is some miniature black hole and some short lived ejaculated antimatter.

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Until ten months later (40 weeks at 4 weeks/mo ain't nine, although they probably discount the first one for not knowing you're pregnant yet).

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pawb.social

I liked this so much I stole the idea. Thanks!

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lemmy.today

What!?

The Illuminati told me to lick their black hole, and just keep going for like 45 minutes.

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anarchist.nexus

A lot of people automatically assume that Geneva is german speaking because its in Switzerland when its french speaking and it’s one of my pet peeves lol.

But I wanted to ask first because good chance this misconception has nothing to do with the title.

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mander.xyz

Germans famously get weird like that, the Swiss are more civil.

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Really dude, don't gloat about the furries you fucked at CERN

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lemmy.zip

Used to be a program on the tv set called Lizard Lick Towing. Never watched it, myself, but now I'm kind of glad I missed it. So, thank you for that CERN. Money well spent.

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I'm local to lizard lick NC, it has a large amount of shootings.

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