Wednesday is Poetry Day. Your Best Rhyming Memes Please
For Wednesday’s Theme
A Rhyming Meme
Would be Preferred
As Surely You’ve Heard?
The Best Films of Our Time
Are Like Poetry, They Rhyme
The more tortuous the better, please.
I’ll post some examples in the comments as “inspiration”
Example 1: Best Dialogue
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Don't go to Alderaan,
there's nothing to do.
The force is mysterious.
The Death Star is round.
It's over Anikan,
I have the high ground.
Example 3: Best, um, Discourse
Padme becomes a (deceased) parent
Yoda ghosts us and becomes transparent
R2D2 keeps beeping and C3PO stays weird
Obi-Wan Kenobi looks even better when old with a beard
Anakin goes from adorable kid to guy with a few limbs and a lot of scars
Time has a funny effect on all our stars
Edit1:
Palpatine becomes a senator to thrive
He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
The droids are attacking, have you heard the rumours?
Oh and whats that? - uh oh big boomers
Palpatine has been defeated 2 times, It's like poetry, It rhymes.
Example 2: Best 'Ships
There once was a mech droid named C1-10P,
Who was told that the killing should stop.
He hemmed and he hawed,
Digitally guffawed,
And said look at those meatbags all pop!