all i rule for xmas
description: an animated video of santa reading your wish list, telling you that no, you do not need a tall demon lady with a wolf cut to beat you up. you need ubi and healthcare! "she would fix me"???
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Getting a monstergirlfriend is more realistic than getting healthcare and UBI
If they'd update their platform to include giving me a monstergirlfriend that bullies and forcefems me, I'd vote for conservatives to keep fucking me over on healthcare and funnelling my money to the rich. Hell, I'd be knocking on doors and raising money.
Is that Northenlion?
Pretty sure yeah!
You want Malevola from Dispatch.
Who can blame you.
Her not being a romance option is such a letdown. Like, I get it, both Visi and Blazer are fine... But Malevola is fiiiiiine.
It was apparently discussed in production but if there is a sequel perhaps if you have a save with you not romancing the other two then they could make it available to romance her.