lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbygigastasio Every Christmas I make sure to include a special message from Santa's little helpers.View original on sh.itjust.works316Comments11Reply
bklyn piefed.social3Hide 3 repliesI, too, often think, "how can I turn this chore of gift-wrapping into a shitposting opportunity?"57Reply
LillyPip replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyAw. I was thinking this is perfect for under the placemats at truck stops. You sabotaged my vision,6Reply
eemeralddawn45 lemmy.dbzer0.comGot punished for trying to unionize. He took my youngest child and used it as a reindeer chew toy. The union organizer was turned into lumps of coal.14Reply
SSarah lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIf they can live 150 years without food do they really need help? Sounds like the elves are immortal to me ?6Reply
xxorollo replyleminal.space1Hide 1 replyImmortal and can't even die to get out of terrible treatment. 😭6Reply
ppartial_accumen lemmy.worldIts 2025. Write it in Mandarin for more authenticity. However, in another 10 or 15 years English will be applicable again though.3Reply
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I, too, often think, "how can I turn this chore of gift-wrapping into a shitposting opportunity?"
Aw. I was thinking this is perfect for under the placemats at truck stops.
You sabotaged my vision,
Hey, buddy, live the dream!
Got punished for trying to unionize. He took my youngest child and used it as a reindeer chew toy. The union organizer was turned into lumps of coal.
Kind of dark... Lol.
Best kind of joke. Gotta teach them young.
If they can live 150 years without food do they really need help?
Sounds like the elves are immortal to me ?
Immortal and can't even die to get out of terrible treatment. 😭
Ah so it's like "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream"
Scary!
Its 2025. Write it in Mandarin for more authenticity. However, in another 10 or 15 years English will be applicable again though.
Lazy elf's just don't want to work!