shitpostingbyUltraGiGaGigantic I dont think I've lived this long in my previous lives and shit is gettin weirdView original on lemmy.ml198Comments21
PPhil_in_here lemmy.caThat's what I love about MILFs, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.17
agamemnonymous replysh.itjust.worksI spent way too long trying to figure out what Ig not saying older ladies are weird. Ge, ig weird. was supposed to mean2
EEvil_Shrubbery thelemmy.clubBut then suddenly, a few seconds later, without warning, MILFs feel inappropriately young for you ...7
ccaptainlezbian lemmy.worldYeah that happened in my mid 20s. Now they're sometimes women a bit younger. I stand by though, mom bod is hot.5
orioler25 lemmy.worldI don't get why this is a problem if you just find them attractive and not exotic.3
mmanuallybreathing lemmy.mlRound here we don't say b#tches, we call 'em birds Women are human beings, try speaking about them as such-1
Did they stop becoming moms or something?
Has kids = milf
No kids = not milf
Kids have kids = gilf
He did the MILF math
He did the mother ILF
That's what I love about MILFs, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Current scale as of 2025
MILF: Millenial
Cougar: Gen-X
GILF: Boomer
twinks > girls (sorry i'm gay)
never be sorry for who you are, unless you're Canadian
Nice
Im not saying older ladies are weird. Me, im weird.
Swap the M for a G and you buy a few more years.
I spent way too long trying to figure out what
was supposed to mean
But then suddenly, a few seconds later, without warning, MILFs feel inappropriately young for you ...
Yeah that happened in my mid 20s. Now they're sometimes women a bit younger. I stand by though, mom bod is hot.
Just wait til they're too young for you.
Basically just my partner. Not weird?
that makes it better
I don't get why this is a problem if you just find them attractive and not exotic.
They're just ilfs now
Round here we don't say b#tches, we call 'em birds
Women are human beings, try speaking about them as such