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Sure, Anglerfish can't fly, it's such a downgrade from reindeers, the best aviators nature produced.

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Let us not forget to consider the noble house spider, which takes to the skies for a week every October

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The tricky take-off manoeuvres of the Quetzalcoatlus might be a con as well when pulling a sleigh.

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Pegasus

Pro: good flier, hella stylish

Con: fictional

Capybaras

Pro: chillest creatures known to reality or fiction, rad as FUCK

Con: can't fly

Humans

Pro: gullible and thus easy to manipulate

Con: most of them suck, very few can fly

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Reindeer

Pro: looks a bit like the fictional creatures you already use.

Cons: Can't fly, doesn't have glowing noses.

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Huh thats like two letters off from the main Aztec diety Quetzalcoatl, I wonder if there's a reason for that

Edit: yup paleantologist's named it after Quetzalcoatl

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Albatross for the long haul flight capability. Carrying two falcons on its back. The falcons can fly the presents to each house.

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