In the US the cops would just laugh at someone reporting a $1 snack being stolen. Most places have a minimum dollar amount before a crime is even committed.
If I remember rightly, this was a union busting thing, not a snack pie thing. This security guard was involved in a unionizing drive, and a "stolen" snackpie was the thing they found to get rid of the guy. And of course the police went along with it, because acab.
"What kind of insane court system did the devs of ace attorney dream up?"
looks at Japan's 99.9% conviction rate
"Oh"
Vengeance instead of justice I guess. Terrifying.
Every time I hear about SK laws I am always left thinking,"that's kinda fucked up"
They need to outlaw casting dark swarm from inside a dark swarm.
Plueeeeguuuuu
I'M SPARTACUS
How can you come after Spartacus for indulging in a tasty Choco Pie?
What's the charge? Eating a succulent Chocolate Pie?
Ah I see you know your Choco Pies well.....
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY CHOCO PIE!!
I'd be pretty pissed if someone ate my Moonpies.
Like, I am pissed at past me for eating them all so I have none for current me. 😠
Source: https://www.chosun.com/english/national-en/2025/12/02/DNGSQQC4JBDHJGB4IJIPXJBKGQ/
Koreans don't fuck around with these pies. They're frequently smuggled into NK.
Sometimes North Koreans also smuggle themselves out to get them too.
I have the current joke with my wife that both of the koreas are going to unify in any moment.
This simply encourages laxative vigilantism!
Does the RoK not have selective enforcement laws? In the US, I think the 39 colleagues' testimony would get him off without anything else.
In the US the cops would just laugh at someone reporting a $1 snack being stolen. Most places have a minimum dollar amount before a crime is even committed.
Well, maybe if you're white.
Otherwise it's indicative of inherent criminal tendency and they decide to make an example.
If I remember rightly, this was a union busting thing, not a snack pie thing. This security guard was involved in a unionizing drive, and a "stolen" snackpie was the thing they found to get rid of the guy. And of course the police went along with it, because acab.