Spyke

As the ancient philosopher Jonathan Davis taught us, freaks come on leashes. Hence, you sit like a normal person.

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lemmynsfw.com

Can't really tell either, would need to see more exhibits to make sure. But one thing is for sure, with a perfect ass like yours you can sit as freaky as you want. 😘

Even though I admit right after waking up it took my brain a second or two to get your limbs into the right order.

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

I mean it's not quite as twisty but I do have another pose...!

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exceptionreply
lemmynsfw.com

You really are a people pleaser, aren't you? 😍

Twisty or not, this one is breathtaking again. And it tickles my mind, making me wonder how flexible you really can be.

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

I gotta get back to training flexibility - I used to be super bendy but after a bad dislocation I had to stop and so now it's been downgraded to just extra bendy

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Wait.

You're saying words, but my brain is hearing 'I could use a massage from time to time.'

Am I hearing you right, or do I need to refresh my comprehension skills?

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Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Going to be hot to see the outcome of you becoming super bendy again. I'll agree to track your progress selflessly. 😜

But no more dislocations please, that is not the kind of fun pain that we have in mind for you. 😘

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sp3ctr4lreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Oh no, carcinisation applies to sexy ladies too?

They all eventually become crabs?!

(It is rather amusing how simply black clothes + black background fucks with one's brain)

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

Drake meme: Have crabs? ❌️ / Am crab? ✅️

(There was a tiny bit of editing but yeah, the effect with the fabrics was really fun)

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No, it’s called a clam bake. A clam bak… oh why do I even try anymore, clams will be crabs in a million years anyway.

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lemmynsfw.com

I'm just trying to figure out how you positioned yourself like that...

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IS2G this is just how I sit normally, I've never thought about it before it was pointed out.

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

Hell yes it is!

(... not sitting like a freak here obviously, it's just a good photo of my ass)

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sp3ctr4lreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

... If only Kurt Cobain could perhaps have been in your heart shaped box for a week, maybe he'd still be with us today...

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

I doubt even my fine ass could have fixed whatever was wrong with him...

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sp3ctr4lreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

... let me just put it this way...

If I ever start a band, I'm gonna name it:

"Courtney Love's Shotgun".

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

Much like a shotgun, that joke has terrible taste.

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