So... I snow angeled. I ice skated. I bribed men to cover the naughty list entries of other men. I am an accessory to jolliness. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Buddy was right about one thing: a jolly conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Holiday Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it... Computer - erase that entire personal yule log.
Sisko: “You get the hell outta here. I don’t care where you go. I don’t care that you’re an elf! I don’t care that you’re nuts! I don’t care that you’re my son! Get out of my life now!”
(Yeah, it didn’t make sense but Bashir tested him and he is indeed Sisko’s son.)
So... I snow angeled. I ice skated. I bribed men to cover the naughty list entries of other men. I am an accessory to jolliness. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Buddy was right about one thing: a jolly conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Holiday Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it... Computer - erase that entire personal yule log.
Sisko: “You get the hell outta here. I don’t care where you go. I don’t care that you’re an elf! I don’t care that you’re nuts! I don’t care that you’re my son! Get out of my life now!”
(Yeah, it didn’t make sense but Bashir tested him and he is indeed Sisko’s son.)
Of course, it was really just Santa pulling some Jason Vigo-type bullcrap, doing anything he could to offload him to someone else.
still better than Kai Winn 🤷♂️