The Wonderful company is truly terrible and deserves WAY more digital graffiti. Their billionaire owners are quite literally siphoning all the public water out of Los Angeles to grow their overpriced pistachios and pomegranates. Their money is as dirty as can be as well.
Seriously fuck the wonderful company and the owners the resnicks. I too am shocked that they don’t get more hate on the internet which I can only assume is due to lack of awareness. To help remediate that here is A great episode of The Dollop about them and how absolutely godawful they are.
As much as I hope and wish this is true I don't think society could put up with such a bold marketing strategy.
I don’t drink soda often but I feel Squirt is the best one out of all the mainstream sodas out there.
Grapefruit soda and the name is Squirt, I mean, come on, it’s firing on all cylinders here.
It also makes a great mixer, especially with tequila.
Squirt is the absolute Bomb’s Pajamas.
Bomb’s Pajamas sounds like a dangerous job for an item of clothing.
Someone’s gotta do it.
Do they though?
I guess this all loops back to the age old philosophical question scholars have never been able to settle, do bombs need pajamas?
Lick My Grinchnuts^TM
Oh my sweet summer child. Let me introduce you to the Corn Nuts " Bust a Nut" ad campaign.
Faked, the real one says "Green and salty just like me"
How is that possibly any better 🤣
Right.
"Just like mine" would be even better. More subtle.
The Wonderful company is truly terrible and deserves WAY more digital graffiti. Their billionaire owners are quite literally siphoning all the public water out of Los Angeles to grow their overpriced pistachios and pomegranates. Their money is as dirty as can be as well.
Seriously fuck the wonderful company and the owners the resnicks. I too am shocked that they don’t get more hate on the internet which I can only assume is due to lack of awareness. To help remediate that here is A great episode of The Dollop about them and how absolutely godawful they are.
Hrm, well I hope he shaves, 'cause I ain't never seen a hairy pistachio.
I'm so glad someone made a Jim Carrey edit of this
I wish this was my job, doing silly ads
Does Jim know he is being associated with such things?
I got special permission from him after visiting on set, I can show you the certificate. Here is where we signed the deal.
I imagine he's not terribly afraid of being associated with a nuts joke
I think he’d be alright with it
https://youtu.be/-JmNKGfFj7w
Suck on my chocolate salted balls https://youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY