No, Santa is a dirty commie socialist that gives free gifts to children who are possibly black and brown and therefore don't deserve them and he mooches off of everyone's milk and cookies like a welfare queen --MAGA probably
No , Jesus is a swarthrj middle eatern dide, he's out, Chetto McPedo Trimo is the new messiah, Santa's no longer needed, replaced by Ghislaine Maxwell,.who will be delivering invites to relevant people on the naughty boy list instead..
Not the Onion
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Has the Whitehouse made any official comment on whether Santa will be allowed entry into the Untied States this year? | Spyke
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Depends on Santa's social media history...
At least he won’t have to list contact information for his employers over the past five years.
This is not a coincidence, because nothing is ever a coincidence.
I've been intentionally calling it the Untied States for months. I think, since Trump's inauguration
Only white Santa & supply side Jesus.
I'm stealing that typo. If I knew how, I'd tech my keyboards to auto do it
No, Santa is a dirty commie socialist that gives free gifts to children who are possibly black and brown and therefore don't deserve them and he mooches off of everyone's milk and cookies like a welfare queen --MAGA probably
No , Jesus is a swarthrj middle eatern dide, he's out, Chetto McPedo Trimo is the new messiah, Santa's no longer needed, replaced by Ghislaine Maxwell,.who will be delivering invites to relevant people on the naughty boy list instead..
Not the Onion