onehundredninetysix·196byTotallynotJessica pinwheel ruleView original on lemmy.blahaj.zone308Comments12
Gamma replybeehaw.org4Hide 4 repliesThey formed an underground short kingdom in the Great Plains, where they could see danger for miles despite their height24
Gamma replybeehaw.org1Hide 1 replyPatrick was actually a scammer the whole time. He got the nickname by selling pinwheels as security devices. Since they spun in the slightest breeze, people thought it detected danger everywhere and were scared into the con6
TotallynotJessica replylemmy.blahaj.zonefrom shameless conman to the next great dictator, who would've thunk it?4
ccassandrafatigue replylemmy.dbzer0.comNo. Appalachian tunnels. There was a bloody insurgency and they adopted very tall children to serve as messengers.4
SSanctimoniousApe lemmings.worldDamnit, Verne Troyer - why couldn't you have stuck around for this?!?4
How did Pinwheel survive the previous presidents?
They formed an underground short kingdom in the Great Plains, where they could see danger for miles despite their height
revolutionary to horrific despot 😔
Patrick was actually a scammer the whole time. He got the nickname by selling pinwheels as security devices. Since they spun in the slightest breeze, people thought it detected danger everywhere and were scared into the con
from shameless conman to the next great dictator, who would've thunk it?
No. Appalachian tunnels. There was a bloody insurgency and they adopted very tall children to serve as messengers.
He's rich
Maybe there is an age restriction
They couldn't see him
How did Pinwheel Patrick survive the first executions?
Join us at the No Short Kings protest this weekend
Damnit, Verne Troyer - why couldn't you have stuck around for this?!?