Local vet removed paid parking. Every local contractor with a van too large to fit in the local shopping malls parking lot, will now leave it there. If you bring your sick animal to the wet, you'll have carry it from the FUCKING mall.
I swear the next time I'm gonna key every fucking van there and burn down the malls coffee shop where they keep sitting on their ass all day.
Yeah, you gotta bomb the cafe, but do it in a police uniform. And don't forget to smash all the windows of the other shops a couple of days before. That's the part that necessitates the police uniform.
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This can be really annoying.
Local vet removed paid parking. Every local contractor with a van too large to fit in the local shopping malls parking lot, will now leave it there. If you bring your sick animal to the wet, you'll have carry it from the FUCKING mall.
I swear the next time I'm gonna key every fucking van there and burn down the malls coffee shop where they keep sitting on their ass all day.
Yeah, you gotta bomb the cafe, but do it in a police uniform. And don't forget to smash all the windows of the other shops a couple of days before. That's the part that necessitates the police uniform.
What does this have to do with corn?
Please, spay and neuter your corn.
That sounds like something Monsanto would say.
Remember, backyard breeding of corn is against Monstanto's terms of service.
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My dog doesn't own a pet, and he parked the car. Guess you gotta neuter him for free 🤷♂️