There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. If it were as thick as a typical corn cob, I’d imagine it to be nearly the length of my arm. That’s a whole lot of cob
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It's called a Concornde.
What the fuck is going on with corn right now?
Corn is up - time to sell!
It’s the most corny time of year.
If they use the hub-and-spoke model for their routes, would Des Moines be their CornHub?
Look at this nerd with his airline industry operating model jokes.
Consumers greatly prefer the kernal-to-kernal operating model.
Imagine bending over and having the corn plane fly up my asshole like it was the twin towers.
I was waiting for the comment confirming it really is you. This was the one, Mr. Satan. Nice!
I am so glad this brand new sentence has blessed my eyes
There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. If it were as thick as a typical corn cob, I’d imagine it to be nearly the length of my arm. That’s a whole lot of cob
oh my! that's a penis