Holodeck_Moriarty replylemm.eeMaybe the monster just turns back into clothes when the light's on. You barely escaped.22Reply
LLouNeko replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyPart of becoming an adult is going from "Oh no there's a monster in the closet." to "Maybe I should get up and check, I'm sure my mind is just playing tricks on me" to finally "Even if theres a monster, I don't care, I'm too tired."16Reply
ppsycho_driver replylemmy.worldAh, I see you haven't reached the "it might be nice if the monster gets me while I'm asleep . . ." phase of your life yet.10Reply
bringleborper lemmy.caYou'll never guess what I put in the tea you just drank. N i g h t y n i g h t...3Reply
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Maybe the monster just turns back into clothes when the light's on. You barely escaped.
Part of becoming an adult is going from
"Oh no there's a monster in the closet."
to "Maybe I should get up and check, I'm sure my mind is just playing tricks on me"
to finally "Even if theres a monster, I don't care, I'm too tired."
Ah, I see you haven't reached the "it might be nice if the monster gets me while I'm asleep . . ." phase of your life yet.
Ah yes, the old seeing faces in the clothes perk.
I should've never spec'd into it.
It was a crit fail on a perception check
Jesus this is so true and so fresh; I love it
Which scp is this one
Goodnight, John Boy!
You'll never guess what I put in the tea you just drank. N i g h t y n i g h t...