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TheTechnician27reply
lemmy.world

Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr.: "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

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explodiclereply
sh.itjust.works

There's an unusually nice Taco Bell Cantina where I live, and I 100% always imagine I'm in that future.

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Sunspear
piefed.social

Ah a classic~

Many modern Onion articles are barely more than their titles, but this one was worth the read in its entirety.

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explodiclereply
sh.itjust.works

This was back when the paper boy would throw you an Onion hot off the presses every morning.

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Blackmist
feddit.uk

The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that... perfect world... in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused.

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