Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

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Thank god, I was getting a crick in my neck.

What about during soaking?

Are you allowing to look at your buddy when they're helping you jump hump?

only when praying.

That's not sex as both their god and state have vision like a T rex

best alternative name of soaking I ever heard was "Mormon tantric sex", and it's true.

shouldn’t be a problem for me, because

a) I don’t live in Utah

b) I don’t make eye contact with people

c) I don’t have sex

Lmao I thought this was real for a second

From gay anonymous rest stop sex to Utah law. This tracks.

Well yeah, how is she going to make eye contact at that angle?

so doggy style, mostly.