It's strange to think that eating one of them would be the greenest action you could ever take in your entire life and also the single most beneficial for all life on earth. The only comparable bang for your buck act of cannibalism would be eating a billionaire
They're not offering you 30% off a TV because they think you need it, they're doing it because it benefits them, so they dress it up like it's sometime you need so that you hopefully believe it. You only get what you need when you fight for it.
At this point, I'd even be willing to forgo the punishment, if they'd just stop fucking doing it.
That's a worse punishment than what they'd otherwise get.
This is not a shitpost.
Seriously. Prosecute them for crimes against humanity.
Wise, but unfortunately delicious.
Cannibalism is on the table for them oil execs.
It's strange to think that eating one of them would be the greenest action you could ever take in your entire life and also the single most beneficial for all life on earth. The only comparable bang for your buck act of cannibalism would be eating a billionaire
These are the same picture
Is it cannibalism if I don't consider them the same species as me?
Well they are parasites after all...
They're not offering you 30% off a TV because they think you need it, they're doing it because it benefits them, so they dress it up like it's sometime you need so that you hopefully believe it. You only get what you need when you fight for it.
It's a very moot point.
I agree with the cow.
Ok, but how about 65inches of mac and cheese?
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(this is a real thing apparently.)
The problem is that they're not doing anything illegal.
The bigger problem is that they have the power to keep anybody from passing new laws that would make what they're doing illegal.
Nothing I want to buy has any a worthwhile discount anyway
Oil executives: " I will make it legal!"
Mood.