monkeyspaw·The Monkey's Pawbyearly_riser I wish to reject the weakness of my flesh and embrace the strength and certainty of steel.View original on lemmy.world30Comments16Reply
PPoopSpiderman lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesYou did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.14Reply
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.world4Hide 4 repliesMan, you're a shitty commenter. EDIT: For the ones not getting where this came from, it's a joke about their username.-4Reply
PPoopSpiderman replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesSorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!6Reply
Susaga sh.itjust.worksGranted. You've been stabbed. Embrace the knife as your soul leaves your body.3Reply
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Congrats, you are now a refrigerator
That's cold.
You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.
Man, you're a shitty commenter.
EDIT: For the ones not getting where this came from, it's a joke about their username.
Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!
It was a joke about your username.
Then I apologize.
Relevant Username twofer
You are now a steel rebar in a reinforced concrete building
Praise the Omnissiah
Done, enjoy your new life as a servitor
COMPLIANCEGranted. You've been stabbed. Embrace the knife as your soul leaves your body.
You are now Theon Greyjoy
Thulsa Doom kills your parents
You are now a sentient RSJ.