Spyke
lemm.ee

i mean theres no way.. just curious did you believe this for a bit, kind of suspend disbelief hoping it was true or know it wasnt true but just needed it to be confirmed?

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There doesn't need to be a snopes to understand this is clearly 100% fake... But I guess it doesn't hurt haha.

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n3m37hreply
sh.itjust.works

If I had that I would invite all the religious door to door dipshits to come in for a coffee

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

this might be the only way to keep them from coming back.

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a4ng3lreply
lemmy.world

Try to die at your best then because the idea of my grampa posing like that isn’t exactly alfa manhood material...

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See I want it the other way around, cremated, placed in a resin Keychain, then given out to my friends and family.

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lemmy.world

Wouldn't all the bacteria inside you like your microbiome eventually decay your entire body?

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Last time I checked, which is quite a few months ago, though it was still somewhat okay except it had started to expand, the resin had visible bulges on the long sides

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lemm.ee

Unless you eat those daily, you'd probably need to be injected with those same wonderful types of preservatives first.

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