Satan unsure how to deal with sinners who are in Hell for masochistic sex
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That Satan didn't see this solution immediately tells me they're not a top.
Crack that whip!
These "whip" responses are all wrong - they'd enjoy that. Hell for them would be the most boring straight missionary sex with an ancient AF prostitute who's seen so much action that they wouldn't feel anything, let alone enjoy it.
It was just a funny set of posts to be back to back, not a suggestion.
Maybe straight missionary, but on antidepressants and numbing cream would be the best option.
Loving slow passionless sex with a wife that only likes soft caresses.